Identity Theft for Dummies

Jennifer and I were talking about identity theft. I mentioned to Jennifer why would anybody want to steal my identity? Why would anybody want to be me?

So, if someone steals my identity, this must mean they show up to my job dressed as me? They must be pretty talented if they can dress up and look like me. Then they have to convince the people in my accounting office that they are in fact me. That would make them a Marty impersonator. There are plenty of Elvis impersonators so why shouldn't I have one impersonator /Isn't it a fact that eveyone has one person in the world who can impersonate them?

But what do I do once someone steals my identity? Do I succeed to the thief's identity? Do I become them?

So that must mean that I now have to impersonate the thief? And if I don't do it well enough and get caught, that means I can get arrested for identity theft.

It's all becoming clear to me now.