More People on the Train

About a month ago, I introduced you to the Fat Lady, Cigar Pacifier and Lady Daze.

Another person I meet on the train is Rabbi Pipe. Rabbi Pipe is an Orthodox (as opposed to an unorthodox) Jew. His one distinguishing trait is that he is always smoking a pipe on the train platform. As I don't have much of an appreciation for pipe smoke, I try to make sure I'm as far away from him as possible.

I suppose if he really annoys me, I can ask the Fat Lady to sit on him until the train arrives. This may prove difficult as I've never spoken to the Fat Lady. It would be a little pretensious of me to walk up to her and ask her to sit on top of another passenger without a proper introduction.

I can't ask Cigar Pacifier for any help because he also has the tobacco issue.

As Lady Daze is already in a fog, she probably doesn't even notice.

Conclusion: I need to make friends with the Fat Lady.

How do I break the ice? "Do you think you could smother a human being to death with your enormous ass?"

Perhaps, I need to be more subtle.