Don't Take Up Multiple Seats on the LIRR

Today I got on the Long Island Railroad for my trip into Manhattan. This girl was taking up three seats. Not two but three.

It's not that she was a lardass. My apologies to all lardasses.

She was just inconsiderate and needed to put her white gloves on a third seat. Utilizing the window and middle seat wasn't enough. So, I asked her to remove her gloves so I could sit. This distrurbed this princess.

So she got back at me. The train takes awhile before it reaches Penn Station. So, while it was still in the tunnel, she says excuse me to me which forces me to get up so princess can pass.

I sat down again and continued reading for at least another 5 minutes while princess stood in the aisle with the rest of the shmucks who need to be the first ones off the train.

I left the train leisurely as I normally do.

Do I enjoy my ride or what?