Rehab- with apologies to Amy Winehouse

Years ago when I was just a mere lad, people went into rehab for drugs and alcohol problems. In fact, the creation of the Betty Ford Clinic probably was probably the greatest legacy of the Gerald Ford administration.

Nowadays, people go into rehab for just about anything.

Use the n word to a black person, time for rehab.

Debase a homosexual with less than flattering verbiage, time for rehab.

Cheat on your income tax, clearly time for rehab (I made this one up given the time of the year).

I think people who fart on public transit systems need rehab. But just what form would rehab take for these people? Is there a 12 step program for people who fart on publc transit? Maybe like smokers, there are patches they can wear to relieve their need to fart.

Rehab is clearly a growth industry and with the economy being what it is, I think I have found a profit-making endeavor, a rehab facility franchise. McRehab? Rehab R Us?

Who's with me?