Air Marty

Page D1 of the May 6, 2008 of the Wall Street Journal was a gold mine for my blog.

I have a multi-year suscription to the Journal and while I don't agree with many of their editorials, I enjoy the paper, Rupert Murdoch notwithstanding.

On this page D1, there was an article explaining how people are becoming more disgusting on flights, in particular stuff they are leaving behind in the seat pockets of the aircraft.

Personally, I am less repulsive on aircraft than in real life. I generally clean up after myself and don't leave any residue behind, like dirty diapers and the like. However, I appear to be out of step with the general public.

So from now on, I pledge to be more disgusting on aircraft. I will be using pliers to pick my nose, consuming garlic non-stop and breaking wind repeatedly.

What will you do to conform?