Walk on the Wild Side

I was just reading an article in the Wall Street Journal about sleepwalking.

Yes I know, I read medical journals for stock picks. It's all quite logical for me.

In any event, there are apparently sleeping pills which can cause you to sleepwalk. By sleepwalk, I don't just mean walking around while asleep. Apparently, people have been known to eat, make phone calls and even drive a car while asleep.

The article suggests that peanut butter is a "sleep-eating favorite."

In addition it suggests that if you're going to take a sleeping pill you might consider unplugging the phone and hiding your car keys.

I'm going to pay particular attention now for sleeping pill commercials on television. I'll listen intently for the side effects: may cause you to consume a box or Oreos, call overnight talk radio programs, and drive 40 miles per hour in the left lane on the New Jersey Turnpike.